#Book Blitz #Slashed Potatoes and Grave-y (Honeypie Mysteries 1) by Joann Keder @Xpresso Book Tours19/2/2024
Slashed Potatoes and Grave-y
Goodreads / Amazon / Barnes& Noble / Kobo -- EXCERPT: “Ma’am?” Honeypie Sweetwater stared out the window of her condo. The rain was coming down in sheets, which was fitting for her current financial situation. Unwillingly, she turned her head to face the stern woman sitting across the table from her. “I’m sorry, Mrs. Steam, I—” “It’s SIStine, like the chapel? And I’m Ms.” She twitched her nose just like the old television show with the witch. Also fitting. “This is your copy of the documents for the foreclosure on this property.” “It’s my home. We’re not talking about a lemonade stand. I raised my son here and started a business—” “And that failed too, didn’t it?” Honeypie dug what was left of her fingernails into her palms, doing her level best not to lose her cool. “You just look at the numbers. You don’t have any idea what my life has been like, or what it took just to put food on the table for my kid some months.” After a brief stare-down that Honeypie felt confident she’d won, the banker leaned back, causing the wobbly wooden chair to creak in protest. She flopped an arm over the back of the chair and stuck her tongue in her cheek before delivering the next blow. “There is also the matter of your inheritance. The land and property in Washington State will also become our holdings after you sign the paperwork.” She shuffled through her papers containing a collection of colorful stickers. “I hear great things about the museum in Misty Cove.” “The Chewseum? I didn’t realize that was still open. It’s a food museum. Kinda cheesy, get it?” Ms. Sistine ignored H.P.’s attempt at humor and shoved the documents in front of her. “Please sign on the lines I’ve highlighted.” Her inheritance. Her childhood. Everything that made her the woman she was today.
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